Combat Zone

Combat Zone

November Horoscopes

Scorpio:  Oct 23 - Nov 21 You are deaf to your friends’ attempts to communicate. Hint: Take off the headphones. Sagittarius:  Nov 22 - Dec 21 You will either have a terrible dream or a terrible day. Regardless, getting someone to slap you only makes it worse. Capricorn:  Dec 22 - Jan 19 With the rings of Saturn spinning, everyone gets better-looking when you are drunk—except for you. Aquarius:  Jan 20 - Feb 18 If you keep making faces at that bitchy girl behind her back, your face will stay...
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