Everyone complains about the rain but no one does anything about it
Sophomore Sally Stewart is tired of people’s crap. Everyday, she hears her...
Combat Zone
The ultimate small-talk guide for winter break
How is Puget Sound? The stocks are down but someone just invented...
Bunch of friggin’ geniuses graduate early
For all the regular kids in the class of 2019, there’s still...
Dear journal, or whatever,
This week blew. On Monday my girlfriend Jazmine only did half the...
Why do you Puget Sound?
“I just wanted a comfortable place to quietly wait for my privilege...
Student declares sound of wind blowing through trees ‘too mainstream’
This semester posed a challenge for many students at Puget Sound, but...
The days are definitely getting shorter but it’s not, like, cold cold yet, except early in the morning
Reports from the campus community and beyond indicate that the sun is...
Purchase of ironic Christmas sweater cures student’s seasonal depression
Sophomore Susan Morris has been feeling down in the dumps. A professor...
‘Broke’ student can’t stop posting pictures of summer-long vacation in Europe
Students have returned from fall break with a skip in their step....
English department scrambling after Wyatt Hall sucked down into massive chasm
Faculty and administrators of the University of Puget Sound English department have...
