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SPO TRIP: Are you a Super Punny Outdoorsperson? Well then beefcakes have we got a trip for you. Wanna guess where we’re headed? CAPSLOCK MOUNTAIN CAPSLOCK MOUNTAIN ALL ABOARD FOR CAPSLOCK MOUNTAIN! BE AT THE TROLLFACE RAGESTATION AT 5:45 A.M. SHARP BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE LIKE EXCLAMOBANGS ON HOT CHEESE. LOVENOTE FROM STUDENT’S POCKET: Hey ! You’re...uh...crap. I want to your face? This is probably not the best way to contact you. I hope this doesn’t end up on the Internet. ALLITERATION CLUB: We’re wnot wmeeting...