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Jonah Hill wins every single Academy Award

Two-time Oscar nominee Jonah Hill won an Academy Award in every category this year.

The actor/comedian won in categories such as Best Animated Short Film, Best Supporting Actress, Best Foreign Film, as well as every single other category.

The comedian was recognized for his stunning performance as director, costume designer, set designer, stunt coordinator, gaffer and literally everything in every single film produced by major studios all across the globe this year.

He also made a considerable impression on the Academy through his groundbreaking performance in the movie Accepted wherein he thoughtfully portrayed life from a hot dog’s perspective, as he dressed up in a weiner costume and pleaded to an unlistening world, “ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER.”

Even Robert DeNiro admitted that he was moved by Hill’s commitment to thorough, genuine method acting.

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