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PORTLAND, OR—Yesterday burnout hippie Abe Sizzlebrook was found dead on the kitchen...
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Biden is hella evil
“House of Cards” is Netflix’s adaption of the 1990 British political thriller...
Top three cutest ways to reinforce the patriarchy
While we all know the patriarchy is an oppressive, evil system that...
Hashtag revolution
Lemmings, lemmings, lemmings. We have quite a predicament on our hands, and...
Student speculates how much laughing at bad jokes affects participation grade
Expressing general concern over his GPA and scholastic future, freshman Erik Staton...
Haggis Horticulture: A Combat Zone Holiday Non Sequitur
We at The Flail are getting all Christmassy up in this s***hole,...
Jason Voorhees abandons the whole murdering thing
After a killing spree that lasted over 30 years and spanned the...
Thom Yorke and the Radio Heads return
He’s back with another bangin’ album, that Tim Pork is, only this...
Model UN team clearly accomplishing far more than actual UN ever has before
A study released Thursday by the Cato Institute found that the Puget...