The days are definitely getting shorter but it’s not, like, cold cold yet, except early in the morning
Reports from the campus community and beyond indicate that the sun is...
Combat Zone
Purchase of ironic Christmas sweater cures student’s seasonal depression
Sophomore Susan Morris has been feeling down in the dumps. A professor...
‘Broke’ student can’t stop posting pictures of summer-long vacation in Europe
Students have returned from fall break with a skip in their step....
English department scrambling after Wyatt Hall sucked down into massive chasm
Faculty and administrators of the University of Puget Sound English department have...
Dean of Pranks calls for a Halloween truce
The Methodiss Tracks reveling after a particularly memorable prank involving a sleeve...
SEX
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CHWS expanding its hours for white students after RPNC
In response to overwhelming need in the community, Counseling, Health and Wellness...
Student skips RPNC because she recycles
Junior Suzie Johnson deems herself a “steward of the environment,” which inhibits...
Large crowds of first-year professors roam the night looking for fun academic events
A new academic year has begun, and it brings with it a...
S.U.B. indecision results in delayed graduation
Perched in crow pose near the cream cheese fridge in the University...