Combat Zone

Puget Sound students are lonely. Spring is in the air and, as trees begin to blossom and birds begin to chirp, Loggers begin to weep at their broken and toxic social lives. Who can save them? In desperation they turn to Hey You’s and LikeALittle, only to suffer failures in communication and more emptiness. Our new feature, Bachelor of the Week, is here as yet another ineffective attempt to help you find what you are looking for—or better yet, what you aren’t. CZ: Congratulations on being our first bachelor! Now...

Several students have remarked on this abstract campus snow art. “I think it looks like a pinky toe!” freshman Louise Haslow said. What do you see? A.) A nose B.) A chess piece C.) A rooster D.) A unicorn horn E.) Two enormous baseballs resting at the base of the Empire State Building F.) The mouth of a wine bottle G.) The great sword excalibur H.) A vagina I.)  A flower J.) A monster truck! K.) A dolphin...