Student truly offended by nothing
“It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it represents,” University...
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New Student Poll: Even White People Tired of White People’s Bullshit
Today’s article is brought to you by Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo: If...
EDM concert ‘meh’
This past Saturday, a member of the University—Shelley Sanders, a sophomore biology...
Creative kid dresses up as Congressman
It’s almost that time again. No, I’m not talking about when we...
Seahawks 12th man ban continues
On October 12 the Seattle Seahawks fans were removed from play by...
Q&A with girl from horror movie
In honor of Halloween, I sat down with That Girl from That...
New Ultimate Frisbee recruit becomes star player
The top high-school Frisbee player has committed to the University of Puget...
Crow leader responds to libelous newspaper story
Recently, there was an article published in this paper entitled “Crows on...
Quad rivalry comes to a head
Tensions between North and South Quad appear to be at an all-time...
Lice epidemic kills
The University administrative mission to combat Pediculosis in one residence hall and...
CD outside radio station a bummer
While walking by CUPS, a member of The Flail staff obtained a...
Pumpkin Spice overdoes it
“Are you really selling Pumpkin Spice Lattes?” I asked. I looked outside...