Arguable costumes
After guessing several times, friends of Puget Sound student Ashleigh Howard told...
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NO HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE: horoscope
By MR. BUTTFIST Aries: Due to the lining up of Mercury and...
ASUPS elections: dressed-up popularity contests or more?
By YOLO ONO After a week of voting and intense debate, students...
Tonald Rhombus to inherit Nosferatu’s remains
By VERNICIOUS KNID I pleaded, I begged, I even tried to board...
Classifieds and other such wafflings
Advice of the Week: “ Sleep more than you study, study...
Worlds collide: Pokeball Z
As if basement-dwelling, otaku trolls don’t have enough to cyber-circle jerk over...
Administration deters new students with awful weather
By EDDIE PISSREX In an effort to raise University retention rates,...
Origins of Grizz T Logger
Grizz T. Logger was not always a logger. Once, he was a...
The Twilight Saga: College Edition
Not Another F***ing Vampire Book—is the title of a college-oriented fantasy novel,...
MGMT’s new album is crap
Indie-rock, junkie masterminds Andrew Vanwyngarden and Ben Goldwasser have done it again...
Tacoma Moon Festival honors the bare beauty of butts
Last Saturday, complaints came in by the hundreds due to the second...