New school policy bans phallic foods; modesty to come
A new policy has recently been proposed by the University of Puget...
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Yik Yak: Quickly Becoming The Most Popular Thing for First Years Since The Lanyard!
For those of you who like jokes about Lanyards (which are always...
Student reportedly ‘not like other girls’
When we’re young, our parents and our teachers tell each and every...
New in fashion: ice packs
With the academic year in full motion, many students have slowly started...
University of Puget Silence faces a recycling bin crisis
For the 17th year in a row, the University of...
Birkenstock-wearing kid named most fashionable student on campus
Back by popular demand, we at The Flail are naming the most...
University responds to slow Wi-Fi with S.U.B. renovation
Last year, the University of Puget Sound conducted a survey...
Vegans victimized by Dining Services
Recently, dining services cut out some vegan options, namely the dough...
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Monday: Slightly sunny, potential afternoon rainfall Probability of rain: 100% Tuesday: Sunny,...
Verdict reached: I am not a real adult
After a long and heated conversation with my parents last Friday, I...
Freshman gets suspended for self-plagiarizing
Last week, the English department faculty met with freshman Mogwai Gremlink to...