Last-standing New Year’s Resolution Finally Abandoned, Truths Revealed
On Jan. 1, people across the world pledge to make a substantial...
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Study Abroad Student Learns a Lot From Taking More s\Selfies with Children
One of every undergraduate college student’s dreams is to embark on an...
Student Proposes Campus Snuggle Service to Help Improve Student Health
I n a recent study conducted by Brown University, 73 percent of...
Student Shortage of PrintGreen Credits Encourages Superhuman Eyesight
S ophomore Jack Kelly sits at a table on the first floor...
Cancer Patient Actually Has Hobbies
This past Sunday, local researchers at the University of Tacoma made a...
New App Banishes VDay from Internet
“Alone again on Valentine’s day lol nbd hate boiz,” reads a Facebook...
Admissions Requests Prospie Instagrams
Campus admissions is slotted to join forces with the school’s social media...
Fedora Presence On Campus Steps Up
In a bold move by the University, fedoras have now been banned...
University Seeks To Recruit ‘COOL’ Kids
In our day and age those with a great and publicized knowledge...
Fog Enveloping Campus ACTUALLY SMOKE
Most residents have noticed an unusually thick fog shrouding the Puget Sound...
Student catfished by ASUPS president
“Why not stop on by and pay me a visit?” wrote current...
It’s finals week and obligations mean nothing
Finals week is finally here! Isn’t everyone excited? I’m excited. No, not...