Word of the week, sage words of advice, classifieds and other kerfufflings
This week’s relevant definition is relevant: “The Octobers” (n., tr. v., int....
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Arguable costumes
After guessing several times, friends of Puget Sound student Ashleigh Howard told...
NO HOPE FOR THE HUMAN RACE: horoscope
By MR. BUTTFIST Aries: Due to the lining up of Mercury and...
ASUPS elections: dressed-up popularity contests or more?
By YOLO ONO After a week of voting and intense debate, students...
Tonald Rhombus to inherit Nosferatu’s remains
By VERNICIOUS KNID I pleaded, I begged, I even tried to board...
UPS Confessions now dating hotspot
Today, University of Puget Sound Confessions announced it will bring the experience...
Worlds collide: Pokeball Z
As if basement-dwelling, otaku trolls don’t have enough to cyber-circle jerk over...
Administration deters new students with awful weather
By EDDIE PISSREX In an effort to raise University retention rates,...
Origins of Grizz T Logger
Grizz T. Logger was not always a logger. Once, he was a...
The Twilight Saga: College Edition
Not Another F***ing Vampire Book—is the title of a college-oriented fantasy novel,...
MGMT’s new album is crap
Indie-rock, junkie masterminds Andrew Vanwyngarden and Ben Goldwasser have done it again...