Dear journal, or whatever,
This week blew. On Monday my girlfriend Jazmine only did half the...
Combat Zone
Why do you Puget Sound?
“I just wanted a comfortable place to quietly wait for my privilege...
Student declares sound of wind blowing through trees ‘too mainstream’
This semester posed a challenge for many students at Puget Sound, but...
The days are definitely getting shorter but it’s not, like, cold cold yet, except early in the morning
Reports from the campus community and beyond indicate that the sun is...
Purchase of ironic Christmas sweater cures student’s seasonal depression
Sophomore Susan Morris has been feeling down in the dumps. A professor...
‘Broke’ student can’t stop posting pictures of summer-long vacation in Europe
Students have returned from fall break with a skip in their step....
English department scrambling after Wyatt Hall sucked down into massive chasm
Faculty and administrators of the University of Puget Sound English department have...
Dean of Pranks calls for a Halloween truce
The Methodiss Tracks reveling after a particularly memorable prank involving a sleeve...
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