Student Complaining About Wi-Fi Wipes Tears Away With Tissues Made of Privilege
Following a particularly tough week of having to actually do some homework...
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Finally, ‘senator at large’ title MIGHT CHANGE to ‘senator at indIscernible size’
Students recently elected new ASUPS senators for the 2015-2016 academic year. Despite...
Student Extremely Relieved Student Government Elections Not A Total Disaster
Heaving a sigh of relief, a local student was thrilled to express...
Senior Finds Solace in Performace Art
Senior Communication Studies major Aricka Johns—a.k.a. ‘Beetle’—has decided after nearly eight semesters...
Grizz Suffers Identity Crisis After Years of Destroying Own Habitat
Last Tuesday, Grizz the Logger left the women’s basketball game midway through...
Radio Station Crowns New Official University Trashboi
It’s official—junior Benny “DJ Dorito Fingers” Jorgenson has been crowned Inaugural Trashboi...
March Madness Gives Students the Delightful Opportunity to Pay More
Students are rejoicing across the nation now that they can finally give...
Saint Patrick’s Day On Its Way to Becoming National Holiday
Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and many Americans urge...
Last-standing New Year’s Resolution Finally Abandoned, Truths Revealed
On Jan. 1, people across the world pledge to make a substantial...
Study Abroad Student Learns a Lot From Taking More s\Selfies with Children
One of every undergraduate college student’s dreams is to embark on an...
Student Proposes Campus Snuggle Service to Help Improve Student Health
I n a recent study conducted by Brown University, 73 percent of...
Student Shortage of PrintGreen Credits Encourages Superhuman Eyesight
S ophomore Jack Kelly sits at a table on the first floor...