On racism in satire: A response to the March 15 Combat Zone cartoon
After careful consideration and counsel from multiple sources, The Trail has decided...
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New Teen Television Show in Search for Adults to Play Highschoolers
T he network is looking for seven teenagers to act in the...
Student Complaining About Wi-Fi Wipes Tears Away With Tissues Made of Privilege
Following a particularly tough week of having to actually do some homework...
Finally, ‘senator at large’ title MIGHT CHANGE to ‘senator at indIscernible size’
Students recently elected new ASUPS senators for the 2015-2016 academic year. Despite...
Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz Finally Ready to Tell the Truth… Maybe
Last week, Republican senator Ted Cruz of Texas became the first politician...
Student Extremely Relieved Student Government Elections Not A Total Disaster
Heaving a sigh of relief, a local student was thrilled to express...
Senior Finds Solace in Performace Art
Senior Communication Studies major Aricka Johns—a.k.a. ‘Beetle’—has decided after nearly eight semesters...
Grizz Suffers Identity Crisis After Years of Destroying Own Habitat
Last Tuesday, Grizz the Logger left the women’s basketball game midway through...
Radio Station Crowns New Official University Trashboi
It’s official—junior Benny “DJ Dorito Fingers” Jorgenson has been crowned Inaugural Trashboi...
March Madness Gives Students the Delightful Opportunity to Pay More
Students are rejoicing across the nation now that they can finally give...
Fun Ways to Get Over the Other Kind of March Madness
March madness: (n.) tournament of 65 college basketball teams, with the last...
Saint Patrick’s Day On Its Way to Becoming National Holiday
Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and many Americans urge...