Who will be the next ASUPS President? Get the news before you choose! Printer 2 Printer 2 is a controversial and mysterious figure on the Puget Sound campus. Somewhat of […]
Although Puget Sound students have been demanding elaborate campus flower updates for years, last Tuesday Cheryl Oddfeather, Chief Financial Officer of the University of Puget Sound, released a statement via […]
Is there anything better than VD? It’s the one day a year where lovers, madly in love, do for their amores what they should be doing all year round: showering […]
Worried you won’t find the right words to express your feelings to a loved or hated one? Worry not! Just cut out this Valentine and circle the phrase in parenthesis […]
When asked what he ate before Cheetos were invented, the microbe replied: “I think of the day Cheetos were invented as the day I was truly born. They are dangerously cheesy.” He sounded drunk.
Combat Zone: Alright Santa, let’s cut the cute stuff and get right down to business. Is it a coincidence that your first name has all the same letters as “Satan”?
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A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE: A photo taken from space shows the world appearing much more calm and relaxed than usual.
It’s like Saul always tells me, “You keep this house so clean sometimes I feel like I’m losing my mind, like I’m in an insane asylum.”
Five freshmen, all from the Anderson/Langdon dorm, have committed to getting a house together next year despite knowing each other only since September. “We want to stay close,” they said. […]