When asked what he ate before Cheetos were invented, the microbe replied: “I think of the day Cheetos were invented as the day I was truly born. They are dangerously cheesy.” He sounded drunk.
Combat Zone: Alright Santa, let’s cut the cute stuff and get right down to business. Is it a coincidence that your first name has all the same letters as “Satan”?
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A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE: A photo taken from space shows the world appearing much more calm and relaxed than usual.
It’s like Saul always tells me, “You keep this house so clean sometimes I feel like I’m losing my mind, like I’m in an insane asylum.”
Five freshmen, all from the Anderson/Langdon dorm, have committed to getting a house together next year despite knowing each other only since September. “We want to stay close,” they said. […]
Evan Zamiri, ’12, an aspiring biochemist studying at the University of Puget Sound, has made a groundbreaking discovery that could forever change college for an endless population of frustrated males […]
Please thoughtfully answer the following questions, then check your score below: 1) What’s your favorite drug of choice? a) Cocaine and/or Vodka b) Ecstasy c) Weed and/or Nicotine d) Beer […]
If you haven’t been living under a rock these past nine years, you’d know the Harry Potter franchise has taken off like a Firebolt. Since we first met Harry, introduced […]
To help prepare you for Black Friday, we sniffed out some of the best deals you will find at the Puget Sound Student Black Market. 1. Pack of 40 Styrofoam […]