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Combat Zone
Despite student protests, University squanders flower budget on useless campus renovations
Although Puget Sound students have been demanding elaborate campus flower updates for...
Ask the Love Attorney: VD Special!
Is there anything better than VD? It’s the one day a year...
The Universal Valentine
Worried you won’t find the right words to express your feelings to...
Arsenic microbe prefers Cheetos, beer
When asked what he ate before Cheetos were invented, the microbe replied: “I think of the day Cheetos were invented as the day I was truly born. They are dangerously cheesy.” He sounded drunk.
A little chat with Santa Claus
Combat Zone: Alright Santa, let’s cut the cute stuff and get right down to business. Is it a coincidence that your first name has all the same letters as “Satan”?
Cruel world takes anger management course
A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE: A photo taken from space shows the world appearing much more calm and relaxed than usual.
GUEST COLUMN: Mind Your Manners with Mr. Clean
It’s like Saul always tells me, “You keep this house so clean sometimes I feel like I’m losing my mind, like I’m in an insane asylum.”
Ignorant freshmen to live together next year
Five freshmen, all from the Anderson/Langdon dorm, have committed to getting a...
Student chemist discovers, destroys “friend zone”
Evan Zamiri, ’12, an aspiring biochemist studying at the University of Puget...
Demeaning Quiz: Categorize your music tastes
Please thoughtfully answer the following questions, then check your score below: 1)...