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This week’s relevant advice is relevant:

 

“Most people are worthy of respect. Only some are worthy of your bitchface. Use that shit sparingly.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love,

the Vernicious Knid

 

 

 

CLASSIFIEDS: THEY AIN’T CLASSY AND THEY AIN’T TAKING NONNA YER SH*T.

 

AD: You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

CONTACT: goddamnitjackhandy@theantijoke.net

 

PERSONALS: YOU ARE: a hot, sexy, goopy flesh wound. I AM: the Bubonic Plague. LET’S GET FREAKY, DOLLFACE!

CONTACT: tingtangwallawallabingbang@witchdoctor.com

 

WHAT TIME IS IT: The time is now. The time is Wednesday. The time is hung over. The time is a sleep. 1-800-DAYLIGHTS-$AVING

 

POST-STRUCTURALIST PERSONALS:

 

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