Please thoughtfully answer the following questions, then check your score below:
1) What’s your favorite drug of choice?
a) Cocaine and/or Vodka
b) Ecstasy
c) Weed and/or Nicotine
d) Beer / Dank / Straightedge
e) I’m down to experiment.
2) Who are your friends?
a) The ones blasting Usher on Todd Field at 11 a.m. on weekends.
b) The guy sweating and staring at a pinwheel. The rest went to the woods.
c) The kids smoking on the ledge outside Diversions.
d) Stoners with long, luscious locks, tattoos and naturally shredded garb. They also give great hugs!
e) The foreign exchange students and the kids who dress like them.
3) What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?
a) Makin’ love in the club.
b) Staying hydrated.
c) Smugly criticizing others’ tastes and shopping at Goodwill.
d) MOSH MOSH MOSH GET OUT DA WAY
e) Burning incense (or “incense”) and meditating
4) The campus is empty except for your lover and yourself. Where do you bone?
a) In the back of my car, bumping the bass and some Justin Bieber. I get so turned on by those nasty lyrics and that voice cracking with desire.
b) On the whale in Thompson. Because it’d just be awesome.
c) In a vat of coffee beans at Diversions. Whipped cream, please.
d) Let it all out in my firy Hot Wheels™ bedmobile. We break shit.
e) He/she whisks me away to their homeland for one wild night.
ANSWER KEY:
If you got mostly A: You listen to Hip Hop/Rap. Pop, lock and drop it after a long day to:
Getting Down and Dirty in the Sensual Cellar: Monday 2 a.m.-3 a.m.
If you got mostly B: You listen to Electronic/Dance. Lose yourself in these KUPS shows:
Sideways 8: 8 p.m.-9 p.m.
Elektro Shok Therapy: 9p.m.-10 p.m.
High Level Spell: 10 p.m.-11 p.m.
If you got mostly C: You listen to Alternative/Indie music. These shows are better than all the others:
Music for Your Soul, Rainier’s Blues, The Pursuit of Folk, The Hangover Hour, The Checklist: Hourly blocks from 7 a.m.-1 a.m.
If you got mostly D: You listen to Heavy Metal. To set the mood for “safe but br00tal moshing” practice, scream along with:
Extreme Music For Extreme People: 11-midnight
If you got mostly E: You listen to World music. Immerse yourself in the culture of the Sound with:
Charlie Iwata’s Radio Show: 1 p.m.
Shimmy-Tastic Belly Beats: 7 p.m.-8 p.m.
