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Opinion: As a Fundamentalist Pastafarian, I Applaud the Alabama Supreme Court IVF Ruling

By High Priest Mac Farfalle of the Vermicillical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster   Friends, believers, and heathens: rejoice! The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled on the side of the good and just in granting personhood to embryos produced through in-vitro fertilization, and has won the good favor of the Vermicillical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unlike the mainstream, all but secular Pastafarians – with their loose and liberal interpretations of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – we read His Holy Noodly Word as it was meant...
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