Kiss and Tell All: “Lowkey, am I being used?”
I met this guy after my nasty ex and I broke up...
TogetHERness: New Women’s Coalition Club Strives To Create Feminist Community on Campus
By Skye Sheehy Are the current administration’s attacks on gender identity giving...
Fembot Frenzy: A Surge of Sex Bots
By Taylor Irwin Why experience intimacy with a real human when you...
Sex, Self-Discovery and Saying Goodbye
By V Solar-Miller As I watch in disbelief as my final weeks...
Grizz is Transferring to Pacific Lutheran University
By Molly Clement Our beloved mascot Grizzmond has announced his transfer to...
Why I’m Resigning as the Editor of the Combat Zone
By Ishaan Gollamudi In spite of being published in the Combat Zone,...
Trailing the Trail: The Secret Life of Andrew Benoit
By Emmet O’Connor The Trail’s Editor-in-Chief Andrew Paul Benoit has commandeered The...
Kiss and Tell All: Newly Single and Confused
I'm a graduating senior who was in a committed relationship for most...
Flakes, Fear and Foreplay: Unpacking Self-Pleasure
By V Solar-Miller For hundreds of years people have been trying to convince...
Bi, Bye: Biphobia and How to Fight It
By Skye Sheehy If you have attended a liberal arts college, looked...
Breaking News: Everything Worked Out!
By Mike Johnson In a stunning reversal of fortunes this morning, everything...
Senioritis Epidemic: Puget Sound Rapidly Aging
By Molly Clement In breaking (yet somehow not surprising) news, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, CEO of Doofenshmirtz Inc., is apparently real and has been hired as a visiting science professor at the University of Puget Sound to replace retiring professors. Thus far, he has set up his laboratory in the observatory on top of Thompson Hall, and is specifically working with President Crawford on an ultra-secret research project to boost the student body's GPA by the end of the academic year. In essence, Doofenshmirtz was hired to create an “Oldifyanator” to...