Combat Zone

Rival watch: PLU welcomes Tonald Rhombus as new president

Crosstown rivals: New PLU president Tonald Rhombus (above) eagerly jots down the beginnings of his ‘master plan’ to sabotage the University of Puget Sound. Rhombus regularly orders Psych Megawa (below), the Dean of Students, to prank-call Puget Sound and make cruel, hurtful jokes. Right before he hangs up he always yells, “psych!”.