Crosstown rivals: New PLU president Tonald Rhombus (above) eagerly jots down the beginnings of his ‘master plan’ to sabotage the University of Puget Sound. Rhombus regularly orders Psych Megawa (below), the Dean of Students, to prank-call Puget Sound and make cruel, hurtful jokes. Right before he hangs up he always yells, “psych!”.
As the costs and hazards of arrow production continue to climb, few were surprised when Cupid announced Monday that he would begin making the switch to the cleaner, and more […]
When asked what he ate before Cheetos were invented, the microbe replied: “I think of the day Cheetos were invented as the day I was truly born. They are dangerously cheesy.” He sounded drunk.
After Senate Republicans on Tuesday blocked the legislation that would have repealed the “don’t ask, don’t tell” law in the military, Democrats are now scrambling to introduce a new bill […]