Posts Tagged ‘Crafty Connie’

Crafty Connie’s helpful hints for do-it-yourself plumbing

Plumbing problems are all too common in the domestic world. Today, our distinguished guest plumber Randy P. Ipelayer will offer up convenient DIY solutions to your flow-related problems. Domestic Dilemma #1: Hey Randy, the drain in my shower keeps backing up. Now I just take really shallow baths. Help! That sounds disgusting! I can only [...]

Spreading the holiday cheer: Crafty Connie’s solutions

Spreading the holiday cheer:  Crafty Connie’s solutions

Your Domestic Dilemma: “I need some festive ideas for the holiday season! What do you recommend for food, drink and decoration?” Crafty Connie’s Answer: Ah yes, the holiday season. A time to eat, drink and be merry. Actually, it’s usually a time to drink, inducing merriment followed by drunchies.  (I would submit the cookie monster [...]

Crafty tips on how to de-clean your house

Your domestic dilemma: “My house doesn’t look like anyone lives there!” Crafty Connie’s Solution: Oh, your roommate’s parents just visited, too? That explains the vast expanse of flat surfaces, the glistening sink, that suspiciously bulging closet door. It’s time to embark once again on everyone’s favorite Sunday activity: Not Cleaning the House. You’ll regain that [...]

Hungry? Out of food? A crafty solution for you

Your domestic dilemma: “I’m hungry.” Crafty Connie’s Solution: I’m actually really hungry now too. I have no idea what to do. Let’s figure it out together. But really. No. No, I go there all the time. I’m sick of… yeah, actually, screw it. Let’s just go to the Taco Truck. No, the health permit is [...]

Shelving for the slightly impaired

Your Domestic Dilemma: “My living space has so many walls, and I have so much stuff! What do I do?” Crafty Connie’s Solution: Shelves. Shelves are great because they allow you to put your aforementioned stuff on your aforementioned walls. A good shelf, level and properly installed, speaks to your houseguests. It says, “My host(ess) [...]