S.U.B.’s dearth of gluten-free options prompts negotiations
Concerns about food allergens in the S.U.B. have prompted a handful of...
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What we talk about when we talk about sex
In the timeless words of 90s rap duo Salt N’ Pepa, let’s...
Black Friday encourages violence amongst shoppers
Since I was old enough to spend my allowance on Christmas gifts,...
Interracial marriage ban indicative of lingering racism
On Nov. 27th, Stella Harville and her fiancé, Ticha Chikuni, were disavowed...
Societal expectations to blame for college dropouts
It seems like yesterday when, at this time of year, I was...
How to manage your stress with a healthy diet
Reading period is quickly approaching and stress levels are up the wazoo....
At least one person on a phone every effin’ moment of dinner
On Monday, over dinner with friends, junior Emmett Tillamook came to the...
LoggerLeaks tapes reveal secret plan to bring campus closer to the “Real World”
The network LoggerLeaks has just revealed to the press audio files containing...
CZ editor assigns Greek Life article: Writers out of original ways to mock frats and sores
Citing the as-of-yet-unmet quota for one Greek Life article per semester, Stumpy...
Midnight Breakfast should be at 7 a.m.
It’s the end of the semester, and that means a number of...
All hail 2011’s rock goddesses
WARNING: If you have experienced a crying jag in the past 24...