Month: September 2011
Gay blood donation ban discriminatory
A couple weeks ago, while students returned from the buses parked outside Diversions Café with newly acquired T-shirts touting selfless acts of charity, I couldn’t help but feel a sense […]
Radical Tea Party ideology threatens lower class America
Everyone knows that saving money is good. Taking money away from people who depend on it during a sticky economic time is morally unacceptable, yet the Tea Party is calling […]
Drinking policy to blame for cancellation of breakfast
In recent years, Puget Sound students have enjoyed a feast of celebration with their peers at the end of each semester. Last semester, however, we were denied our festivities. The […]
The new freshman fifteen
Whatever happened to old-fashioned courtship? We’ve all heard admonitions against going to college with a significant other, and how serious relationships aren’t conducive to a youthful lifestyle …but when did […]
An unjust execution
On Sept. 21, Troy Anthony Davis spent his last moments staring into the eyes of the MacPhail family. Davis reasserted his innocence, and urged the family to continue the search […]
The lowdown on male fluids
I am practically jizzing in my pants over this week’s topic: male fluids. As one wise man once said, “male fluids are a beautiful, beautiful thing.” While the word “sexpert“ […]
The Flaming Lips sizzle the crowd at Puyallup Fair
Although the Puyallup State Fair ended this past Sunday, it certainly went out with a resounding bang. Among the fair’s list of performers were Counting Crows, Larry the Cable Guy, […]
Notice From Campus Security
Students, We write today to address a significant issue that has developed on campus regarding your administration’s fundamental misunderstanding of the laws of supply and demand, as well as its […]
Life in Sexile
Dear Sexile Expert, My roommate seems upset with me when I text her about staying away for a while so I can screw her ex-boyfriend. I think she’s angry because […]
New Emergency Management Protocols
With school shootings and bombings increasing around the country, Puget Sound has taken new steps towards assuring the security of its students and staff. Here is a list of some […]