Archive for December, 2010

“I’m 5’8 ¾ inches …FML”
Highlights / Opinions

“I’m 5’8 ¾ inches …FML”

[ONLINE EXCLUSIVE] We all know that short guys have it rougher than most. The intimidating prospect of navigating both the dating and occupational realm can be a harrowing ordeal that challenges their psyche, and invokes a barrage of obstacles throughout their lives that breeze by their tall male and short […]

Safeway’s laziness is costing me money!
Opinions

Safeway’s laziness is costing me money!

What’s red and white and jolly all over? If you’re thinking Santa Claus or “a ticklish candy cane” you would be right, but the real culprit is our friendly, Proctor neighborhood Safeway. Why is Safeway so jolly? Because it’s literally stealing our money on every purchase. Now, I don’t use […]

Sports

Swim teams continue to impress at Husky Invite

The Husky Invitational was held in Federal Way on Dec. 3. The Loggers performed exceptionally well with both the men and women placing third at the Invite. It was a great day for many of the swimmers, with goals met and records broken. Freshman Derek Frenzel (Moscow, Idaho) had four […]

Arsenic microbe prefers Cheetos, beer
Combat Zone / Highlights

Arsenic microbe prefers Cheetos, beer

When asked what he ate before Cheetos were invented, the microbe replied: “I think of the day Cheetos were invented as the day I was truly born. They are dangerously cheesy.” He sounded drunk.

A&E

2010 successful year for cinema

United States cinema saw many firsts and broke dozens of records in 2010, making it a year to remember for the film industry. Critics and movie-goers alike are anticipating a unique award season in spring 2011. One such outstanding film was Disney-Pixar’s Toy Story 3, which was the highest-grossing film […]

A little chat with Santa Claus
Combat Zone

A little chat with Santa Claus

Combat Zone: Alright Santa, let’s cut the cute stuff and get right down to business. Is it a coincidence that your first name has all the same letters as “Satan”?

Men’s basketball scratches their way to first two conference wins
Sports

Men’s basketball scratches their way to first two conference wins

Over this last weekend the men’s Logger basketball team took the court twice. On Friday, the men faced off against the Willamette Bearcats. Although the Bearcats had a better field goal percentage, three-point percentage and free throw percentage, the Loggers absolutely destroyed the Cats on the boards. The Loggers outrebounded […]

During season of giving, oral sex just as important as gifts
The Happy Trail

During season of giving, oral sex just as important as gifts

With finals next week, hopefully everyone is enjoying their procrasturbation. What better way to get your mind off things and release the stress of academia? Or perhaps you have a special study buddy, with whom the only things you study are anatomy and chemistry, and you do not need any […]

Invasive scanners preferable to lax flight rules
Opinions

Invasive scanners preferable to lax flight rules

It is that time of year again: the time when people everywhere travel to and fro to see family members for the holidays. For many travelers, seeing family requires taking a ride on an airplane. This year, however, many would-be passengers are feeling apprehensive about new full-body scanning machines, which […]

Zoolights display brings holiday cheer to Point Defiance Zoo
Features

Zoolights display brings holiday cheer to Point Defiance Zoo

Starting Nov. 26 through Jan. 2, Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium is continuing its annual tradition of lighting up the entire zoo with animal-shaped, neon-colored lights. As the website advertises, there are over a half-million of them throughout the zoo. The zoo itself, aside from the lights, offers plenty of […]